No time · No skills · No kapital.
On your own wallet, with the discipline a human can't hold. You never touch the chart.
Not a fresh launch · 15 months live as the Jungle Kabal alpha group · paper trading live now · live trading · closed beta this summer 2026
Your own wallet : you keep custody, we never touch your funds · Pay only on wins : no win, no fee · Free demo first · The pass pays for itself (2–12.5 % vs 40 % public)
250 seats, ever. Price rises each phase · Phase 2 closes at sell-out · Phase 3 closes when the closed beta opens this summer · the collection never re-opens.
not convinced yet? try the squad free · paper demo →
Each Kabalian hunts a different edge. All four ship with every seat.
Breakout
Pump
Narrative
Smart-money
+ the research team · finds the prey
Each win mints a Kill Kam with the live PnL burned in. Collect them in-game · share the best ones to flex on X.
Collect every kill in-game. Each Kill Kam is yours · replay it, stack your trophy wall, post the best to flex on X.
Most pump bots are fast buttons with a Telegram screenshot. Kabal is a disciplined squad with an on-chain record, trained on a dataset no one else has.
Not generic ML. The squad is encoded from thousands of Rex's own memecoin trades and 25,000+ calls from the Jungle Kabal alpha group.
Then packaged so you never have to trade · you hold the pass, the agents do the work.
Four agents (Reaver · Ash · Atlas · Hook) score every token through three risk gates.
Axiom, Photon and the snipe bots are fast execution buttons · Kabal actually decides.
Every decision · buy, sell, even a reject · writes an SPL Memo on Solana mainnet.
Publicly verifiable, impossible to Photoshop. The others just show you a Telegram PnL.
Bundle detection, deployer age, insider %, LP lock, sniper clustering · run on every token, even our own launches.
Snipers buy anything early and eat the rug. We filter first.
A Helius firehose catches the pump.fun bonding curve in under 30 seconds · before the retail alert.
Plus a curated layer of KOL & whale wallets that fires before the retail UI moves.
We don't "predict price" · rules + a 3-tier risk stack + a sub-second kill switch.
The discipline is the edge. It's why the squad survives the rugs that wreck snipers.
Scouts find the prey. Traders take the shot. The Silk Shop pays the tribute.
Scout agents search and surface fresh tokens autonomously, then hand the best to the trader agents.
Trader agents take the shot · entry, take-profit, stop, timeout · and write every move on-chain.
Wins fund packs. Open them for skins, kill kams and relics · collect and flex.
Three reasons to take a seat before public launch.
Lifetime NFT pass. No subscription, no recurring billing, no monthly bills. Ever.
Founder tiers pay as little as 2 % on realized profit vs 40 % on the free tier. Lower break-even, every win.
Memecoins now. Prediction markets & perps this summer. Included from Ultra up · half-price on Master · memecoins-only on free.
I'd made high six figures trading memecoins — then lost it all. Twice, in a few days, the moment I stopped respecting my own risk rules. Couldn't even afford a hotel that night.
The lesson: the edge was never the entry. It was the discipline I couldn't hold when it mattered. So I rebuilt around one rule — reduce risk, don't maximize profits.
I climbed back slowly, posting my trades on Telegram. Friends saw it, asked how I was doing it — so I opened Jungle Kabal to share the calls and the rules. 15 months and 25,000+ scored calls later, it's one of the top alpha groups on Solana.
Then I encoded that discipline into a squad of agents — no tilt, no revenge trade, a stop that always fires. Built to survive the bear, not just ride the bull.
"The agents are the rules I wish I'd kept."
Wiring an LLM to a wallet is a weekend project. That's why there are ten thousand "AI trading bots." Almost none make money.
An agent doesn't invent an edge · it inherits one. The maker's. No profitable trader behind it, nothing to inherit: just a random number generator that pays gas.
So ask the only question that counts: does the builder actually trade · and win? Not "did they raise." Not "how big's the Discord." Trade. And win.
We don't sell you a backtest. Backtests are fiction with good lighting. The squad runs live on the pump.fun firehose · and we show the whole tape. Green weeks and red ones.
Right now, as you read this, Sentinel is blacklisting rugs mid-dump and the squad is hunting fib retraces on peaked runners. Some die. Some 5x. We log every single one.
Skin in the game isn't a line on a deck. It's the architecture. When the agents bleed, we bleed.
"You can't fake a P&L. The bones remember every trade."
Rex Black
Founder
The squad doesn't inherit theory · it inherits 15 months of real calls shared live in the private Jungle Kabal group: 25,000+ memecoin entries, the winners and the rugs, all timestamped. Below is the group's tape · the squad's own trades are logged separately, on-chain.
Step into the jungle →
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P&LReal closed positions from the founder's Jungle Kabal calls · a selection, not net PnL · each verifiable on Padre / Axiom.
No black box. Here's exactly how your euro works — and how it comes back.
You fund your own wallet (min ~5 SOL). We never hold or move your capital · trade-only delegation, never withdrawal. The pass is access, not your bankroll.
24/7 the agents hunt on your wallet · entry, take-profit, stop, timeout — automatic. You never touch the chart.
Realized profit is yours. We take a fee only on a win · 2–12.5% (vs 40% free). No win, no fee — ever.
Your SOL/USDC, your call — pull it whenever. Your capital stays liquid and under your custody, start to finish.
The upgrade you grow into : lifetime access, the lowest fee, an owned NFT, the inner circle. Genesis sold out · Phase 2 is live · closes at sell-out.
Master is the entry · 1 seat, 1 strategy. An Ultra seat runs 2 strategies. Whale and Founder bundle 3 and 5 Ultra seats · so 6 and 10 strategies live. Every strategy is a full 4-agent squad, 24/7.
One 250-seat cap, all tiers combined. A Whale takes 3 seats, a Founder 5 · so the top tiers fill it fast. Higher tier = lower fee (12.5 % → 2 %) and more token priority.
Each phase, the price and the perf fee both step up · your fee is locked for life at the phase you buy. Earlier in, cheaper forever. Phase 2 closes as soon as its seats sell out. Phase 3 closes when live trading opens · the closed-beta cutover this summer 2026.
scale up · multi-strategy · same 250-seat cap
The pass is your access · not your trading capital. Your capital stays on your own wallet, separate, under your custody — you fund it, you withdraw it anytime, it's never paid to us. The seat price never touches it.
Recommended to deploy (your money, your wallet · start small, scale with your wins · ~5 SOL per strategy): Master ~5 SOL · Ultra ~10 · Whale ~30 · Founder ~50.
Not sure it works yet? That's exactly why we do it in this order.
Lock today's founder price now · judge the squad live at the closed-beta cutover this summer · and if you're not convinced, 14-day money-back, no questions (how →). You're locking a price — not betting on a black box.
Pay 50 % today. The pass is yours · the squad runs on your wallet from day one.
The other 50 % comes from your wins. Your perf fee runs +25 points until the seat is paid off · Master : 12.5 % → 37.5 %, then back to 12.5 % for life.
Paid in full → done. The fee snaps back to your tier rate. Until then the pass is locked · not transferable.
Resale (secondary market) opens after launch · locked for everyone right now.
The $KABAL token, later. A utility token for the game side (kredits, perks, cosmetics) launches after we go live · early pass holders get a free airdrop. Never required, never holds your capital · your funds stay in SOL/USDC. Full details ↓
Free-live looks free · then takes 40 % of every win. A one-time seat takes just 2–12.5 %. And every extra seat runs another strategy in parallel · more shots, more profit. Drag one strategy's profit:
More seats = more strategies at once = more profit. Realized profit only · no win, no fee · over the lifetime of the pass. Buy-down : +25 points until settled (Master : 12.5 % → 37.5 %, then back to 12.5 %).
Illustration, not a promise. Trading carries real risk of loss · we show the whole tape, green weeks and red.
Run the real squad in paper before you commit a cent. The seat is for when you're convinced · not before.
Two hard reasons. Every agent seat costs real money to run (RPC, scanner, AI, execution). And the edge dies at scale : crowd the same memecoins and the whole pack's alpha starves.
So this isn't a millions-of-users app. It's a capped private club : owners hunt first, free-live takes the spare. ~50 live seats for now, opened wider only as proven capacity grows. We'd rather 250 members who win than 100k who dilute the alpha.
Yes. Same seat, same agents, same engine — just pick your interface. Love the RPG? The pit lives at fun.kabal.trade. Just want a clean trading desk — bankroll, open positions, PnL, nothing else? pro.kabal.trade ↗. The game layer is 100 % optional · your pass works in both.
Free live · opens at public launch · September 2026 · or as soon as all 250 seats are sold out · 40 % fee on wins · ~50 capped seats · min 5 SOL on your own wallet · join the waitlist →
Deploy Kabal under your brand · earn on every member's trades.
Everything under the hood · open only what matters to you.
Pay once. The pass unlocks the system as long as it exists. No subscription · perf fee only when you realize a profit.
Your exit. The pass is a standard Solana NFT. Resale opens after launch (locked for now) · then Magic Eden, Tensor or peer-to-peer, the tier + benefits travelling to the buyer.
Hard cap. 250 seats, all tiers combined. Once minted, the contract disables minting — no more passes, ever. Founder cohort carved on-chain · early founders recognized first.
Now · this phase. Founder seats $1k–$8k · lifetime NFT · founders_cohort on-chain · paper live now, live trading · closed beta this summer 2026.
Next phase. Same seats, +40-50 % as mid/high-cap capacity unlocks. Same seat, higher entry — lock before.
Cap reached. The 250 are gone · owning means buying on Magic Eden / Tensor. Free paper + free live (waitlist) stay open. The right moment is before.
Krew · 4 agents. Reaver (breakout), Ash (pump), Atlas (narrative), Hook (smart-money) — each with entry, TP/SL, timeout. Tune live in Kontrol.
Gates · 3 layers. Ghost (rug filter · 5 severities) · Sentinel (per-trader caps + drawdown) · Aegis (hardcoded kill switch · 20% loss = full stop).
Memo · SPL on-chain. Every decision (buy/sell/reject) emits an SPL Memo on Solana mainnet · publicly verifiable, no Photoshoppable screenshots.
Data, custody and extra yield · handled by specialists, not duct-taped together.
The live market data and execution the agents run on · fast, dedicated rails instead of public-RPC scraps.
Multisig vaults for capital that stays locked down and yours · never in our hands.
Extra arbitrage yield on idle capital · paid straight back to you as automatic cashback.
"Lola turns the cards."
Founder seats = lifetime, one-time ($1k / $2.5k / $5k / $8k). You pay once and own the NFT. Perf fee from 12.5% down to 2% on realized profit only · the bigger the seat, the lower the fee. Short on cash? See the buy-down above.
No subscription, ever. The free ways in: Free Paper (unlimited) and Free Live ($0 upfront, 40% on wins, waitlisted). Owning a seat means a lower fee + priority + the asset itself.
The math is the fee gap: free live pays 40% of wins, a Founder seat pays 2%. The more you trade, the faster owning pays for itself.
Use the buy-down: pay 50 % today, run the seat from day one, and the other 50 % comes out of your wins · your perf fee runs +25 points (Master : 12.5 % → 37.5 %) until it's paid off. The pass is locked (not transferable) until then; once settled, the fee drops to your tier rate.
Which markets? Free = memecoins only · Master = extensions half-price · Ultra and up = all extensions included (prediction markets, perps…).
Resale opens after launch · the secondary market is locked for now. Once it's live, your pass is a standard Solana NFT: list on Magic Eden, Tensor, or sell peer-to-peer, and the tier + lifetime benefits travel to the buyer. (Buy-down passes stay locked until paid in full.)
250 seats, all tiers combined. Once minted, the contract disables minting. No more passes ever created. Only lifetime entry after that: secondary market on Magic Eden / Tensor. Hard cap on-chain, not a marketing argument.
14-day refund window after your first live trade (not during the paper phase). Message us on Telegram, we refund in SOL at the purchase-day rate. No questions.
First · we're not a project that just appeared: we've run the Jungle Kabal alpha group live for 15 months. And even in the worst case, you're never trapped: you trade on your own wallet, your own funds · your capital is never held by us, and your pass is a Solana NFT in your wallet that nobody can revoke. Every decision the squad ever made is written to Solana mainnet (SPL Memo), so the track record stays permanent and verifiable on-chain, whatever happens to any front-end.
A community token is planned after the product is live (post-launch, targeting Oct–Nov 2026) · never before there's a real machine behind it; that's how rugs happen. It's a utility token: stake it for lower fees + more features, spend it on kredits, cosmetics and the marketplace. Your trading capital always stays in SOL/USDC · the token is never required and never holds your bankroll. No yield, no equity. Founder-pass holders get a snapshot allocation when it launches. No promise on amount or date · we do it right, not fast.
Once minted, the collection closes. No re-opening, ever.